This policy describes how TheAssholeMeter ("we", "our") collects, uses, and protects information you provide when you visit our site.
We automatically collect basic technical information (IP address, browser type, operating system, pages visited, time spent) for analytics and site improvement.
We use cookies for site functionality, analytics (Google Analytics), and personalized advertising (Google AdSense). By using this site, you consent to the use of cookies as described.
Google AdSense uses the "DoubleClick DART" cookie to serve ads based on your interests. More info and opt-out options are available at Google Ads Policies.
We use Google AdSense for ad delivery. Google, as a third-party vendor, uses cookies to serve ads on our site. You may opt out of personalized advertising by visiting Google Ads Settings.
Our site may contain links to external sites. We are not responsible for the content or privacy practices of those sites.
You have the right to request access to, correction of, or deletion of your personal information. Contact us at hello@theassholemeter.com.
We reserve the right to update this policy at any time. Last updated: 4/22/2026.